The Joke Thread

[Edman]

Why was the white old dude taking a nap on the side of the road?



















Because he died!

Post jokes that are so unfunny, that they are funny.

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[MaroonCacti]

What do you call two mondays in a sleepingbag?











A TWIX BAR 

[Edman]

Why did Little Tim drop his icecream cone?


He got hit by a truck.

[Extrude]

Why did the bear cross the road?
To get to it's cubs.

What is KFC for?
Serving hungry customers.

[Decepticon]

In Soviet Russia, Freedom is Dictation!

[TheScout]

Why did Little Tim drop his icecream cone?


He got hit by a truck.

I actually almost laughed

[james4115]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To have its motives questioned.



Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

[Menen]

What do you call two mondays in a sleepingbag?


A TWIX BAR 

To be correct, you would have to say a White guy and a Mexican sleeping in a brown sleeping bag

[Funkadelic]

Why did Annie fly off the swingset?









She has no arms and legs. 

[Katamari007]

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

[Funkadelic]

What did the Tiny Tim get for christmas?









Cancer

[james4115]

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To be correct, you would have to say a White guy and a Mexican sleeping in a brown sleeping bag

what do you call a black man kidnapping a white guy and a mexican?

a twix bar

there

[Katamari007]

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to screw in a light bulb





to get to the other side!

[james4115]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

David.

David who?




David weeps as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she doesn't remember him.

[Katamari007]

So a guy walks into a bar


and breaks his nose