The Joke Thread

[TheScout]

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to screw in a light bulb





to get to the other side!

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[-Pablo-]

Why are black people fast?

All the slow ones are in jail.

[Ziyek]

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing?


Somebody had thrown a fridge at her.

[-Pablo-]

I just flew in from new York boy are my arms tired!


And how about that airlIne food?

[Funkadelic]

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing?


Somebody had thrown a fridge at her.

I literally just said the same thing

[plad101]

what do you call a man who has no arms and has alzheimers....















What?

[plad101]

bump cuase these are funny

[Katamari007]

what did the cow say to the chicken



moo

[Proog]

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

[carolcat]

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

Yes, it CAN happen.

[Kumquat]

Lawl, don't say anything from anti jokes anymore, because almost everyone has heard them.

[Tom Gunn]

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

Pub

[Proog]

This thread itself is a joke.

Also, woman's rights.

[plad101]

a fatass getting out of bed.....

[Mariobro123586]

What's red and not there?
No tomato.
What's brown and looks out the window?
A stuff on stilts.