Troll Adventures: Version 2

[Club559]

Troll Adventures: Version 2

So, this is what happens when I get bored. I decide to bring back something I did a while back just because I feel like it. So, anyways, on with the actual forum game type thing.



You are just an average citizen, who has just decided to start learning the basics of the way of the troll. You have done a lot of research on the concept of troll science, and read a lot of guides to getting you a better life via troll science to grow up as a successful troll.
Your inventory currently includes:
MAGNET (1) | NONE | NONE | NONE | NONE | NONE | NONE
Now, there is one thing you must know about this inventory. Slot 1, as shown when the inventory is closed, is the only item you may equip. You cannot equip multiple items at once. You may, however, swap items between slots, and drop items in any slot.
What will you do?

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[blockhead55]

Equip magnet.

[Club559]

Equip magnet.

You do the obvious and equip your magnet. It is apparently removed from your inventory as you do so.
What do you do next?

[tikitai]

rape ROCKMAN

[Block Box]

walk around the corner

[Peejster]

Look for another magnet.

[SirLancelot7]

Straighten out the magnet

[Katamari007]

make limbs curly

[Club559]

rape ROCKMAN

Okay, so then you decide to go ahead and...
Oh... oh god...

walk around the corner

Which corner are you talking about, good sir?

Look for another magnet.

So what's he supposed to do, walk around the world in 80 seconds?

Straighten out the magnet

Troll fact: Magnets are not meant to be bent.

make limbs curly

Congratulations, you just dropped your item and broke your bones.

[SirLancelot7]

Magnets aren't meant to be bent?

Embark on a quest to discover why magnets cannot bend

[Menen]

Trolls dont have bones!

Grab the gray box

[Club559]

Magnets aren't meant to be bent?

Embark on a quest to discover why magnets cannot bend

You embark on a magical 5-second quest through YOUR BRAIN.
God this thing is small.

[masterockets]

Eat magnet and become a planet

[Club559]

Trolls dont have bones!

Grab the gray box

Fine.
You suddenly realize you've had a lack of bones throughout your entire life and completely disregard years and years of work put into learning about the body.
So, you grab the gray box, also known as your inventory.

Eat magnet and become a planet

You might consider doing that later, whenever you feel stupid enough to orbit.

[masterockets]

do it anyways because you are hungery