"Eric Hartman, a true party lover"
"- As seen from the balcony of a 4 year old, we have a tape of Eric Hartman dancing naked on the balcony of a Garage Games party.
Local neighbors say that he is quite a passionate young man, and quite intelligent, but he has been put to jail for what he has done.
During his time in jail, Eric spent a great deal deciding what he wants to do with his life.
in a later interview with Eric Hartman, He said that he wants to create a game that will bring communism back, a game that will make people remember those times when we worked really hard for a piece of meat.
He has succesfully done this.
Go to page A12 for more info."
Don't mind that, I realize that it's not funny, but I was just bored.
I used google to find blockland.