Christianity for kids? (THIS SITE IS NOT SERIOUS}

[Cybertails1998]

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

apparently they're doing their BEST to teach kids christianity

um, what

I know I'm a half-Hinduist half-Vegetarianist, but hell

* Navar0nius sets up a bomb shelter

[Ad Bot]

[Lando The Climber]

Oh lol I remember this.

[Lando The Climber]

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

[skill4life]

oh god this again

[Becquerel]

"Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm"
WHAT THE forget MAN

[Clone v.117]

Ahh i put my cursor over its face D:

That's a really hard maze, i got stuck at the ice cream. Damn kanga-jews!
OK last edit! But really wtf is this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYKxzTHPJpE&feature=player_embedded#! they are just embarrassing  themselves and everyone else.

[ruiner369]

I'm a Christian and all, but about the atheist thing, I don't do that. I don't 'avoid' them or tell my pastor about it. Maybe mention it to my parent. But then I just act as if they're any other Christian friend I have. I don't believe in making fun of others' beliefs, so it's basically like this dialogue:
Atheist: I'm an atheist.
Me: I'm Christian.
Buddhist: I'm Buddhist.

NOT

Atheist: Evolution is loving real!
Me: Lol you're funny bro
Buddhist: Buddha have mercy on all of you!

[Tom Gunn]

Old

[Jesus Cinnamon Monster]

This is the corniest stuff i've seen so far.

[Rainbow]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

well I'm a healing minister* so I can handle atheists!



Okay, I see where they're coming from, but this takes it to such an extreme that it makes Christians look like cigarettes.


* I seriously am

[Rainbow]

Shotacat, really? Now this is some good trolling.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Shotacat, really? Now this is some good trolling.

oh my god what

[Rainbow]

oh my god what

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shotacat

[Vegetarian Zombie]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shotacat

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.