You kids and your newfangled Blue-Ray and iPods and iPod touches and iPads and computers and 3D television and High-Definition and your Apple and your PSPs and X-Boxes and Wiis!
Back in my day, we had to play card games for entertainment, and there was none of this, "Call of Pooty" nonsense and the "Battlefield 3" and stuff.
I've seen wars, I say. Waaaarrrss I tells yah.
Must be read with a frail old man voice.
Am I the only one who constantly taps the wrong button while typing?