Apparently my Parents are Extremely loveually Active

[Mega-Bear]

I've fapped about fifty times between the time I posted this topic and now. Telling me to fap will make no difference, I'm going to fap no matter what.

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[Mr Man]

I thought this was real but then I saw Shell posted it
but yeah
I could hear my sister and her boyfriend making the bed creak all night
erry night

. And they are how old?

[xxxxkill]

You don't know what a twat is.

A twat is a vagina. Twit just means idiot.

The word twat has various functions. It is a vulgar synonym for the human vulva, but is more widely used as a derogatory epithet, especially in British English.

[Trifax]

. And they are how old?

12 oo bby.

[MrMcCakey]

I'm lucky. My parents are divorced.

[Jetlok]

. And they are how old?

21

12 oo bby.

close!

[Morpheus]

I'm lucky. My parents are divorced.

doesn't mean that they do it with others.

[Mega-Bear]

I'm lucky. My parents are divorced.

That's an interesting way to look at it. :o

[*Magick* Mage]

My parents only had love three times after I was born, and then they divorced.

[Clone v.117]

my mummy cant has love coz she birthed my brothr an he so fat it toer up2 her chin

[Mega-Bear]

My parents only had love three times after I was born, and then they divorced.

But three is supposed to be a magic number!

[Clone v.117]

But three is supposed to be a magic number!

Get it? Magic as in *magic* Mage? HAHRHAHRAHAHRAHRHAHRHRA

[Mega-Bear]

What

Magic is real

[*Magick* Mage]

But three is supposed to be a magic number!

Not really. He had love more times then that, though, but that's because he had a girlfriend he was cheating on my mum with. And then another he cheated on her with. And a few others in between.

[Clone v.117]

Not really. He had love more times then that, though, but that's because he had a girlfriend he was cheating on my mum with. And then another he cheated on her with. And a few others in between.

Wow, that sucks :c