Gentlemen thread

[Stick Man]

* Mega-Bear and his family sit at a table.

What a fine establishment. NOW KIDS!

* Mega-Bear and his family remove their pants and begin to defecate all over the table and seats in their immediate vicinity.

Repulsive filth!

* Stick Man immediately leaves the vicinity of the bar.

[Ad Bot]

[Mikoyan]

A pretty fine place you have here! Any job openings my good sir?

[MunkeyCheez]

*Sparty drinks a little bit and looks at his beautiful girlfriend. he compliments her for looking very attractive tonight

Darling, you look amazing tonight

* She giggles and compliments Sparty on how smart his looks tonight

Sparty, you look so smart tonight

[Vegetarian Zombie]

* Vegetarian Zombie calmly sits down in a corner.

[Mr Man]

* Mr Man walks in wearing a top hat and monocle, sits at the bar, and browses the drinks

[Feep]

A pretty fine place you have here! Any job openings my good sir?

Ah yes, we do need some waiters and security.

[MunkeyCheez]

I say, what on earth is the waiter doing now?

[Feep]

* Mega-Bear and his family sit at a table.

What a fine establishment. NOW KIDS!

* Mega-Bear and his family remove their pants and begin to defecate all over the table and seats in their immediate vicinity.

please vacate the bar.

[Jacob/Lee]

* Jacob/Lee walks in and sees Mega-Bear and his family defecating on the table

...

I'll take a seat at the bar, fine sir.

[The Corporation]

Ah yes, a fine est-

* The Corporation sees mega bear

Eh, what the fu-

* The Corporation slowly backs out of the establishment with pistol aimed high.

I'll come back when things go back to normal...

Edit-
Holy crap, I'm using that gentlemen thing forever.
sets the mood so good right now.

[Arcturus]

I say, what on earth is the waiter doing now?

I think he is fondling with his privates at the moment.
Please check back later

[Mikoyan]

Hm, security, sounds exciting! I'll take the job sir.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

* Vegetarian Zombie adjusts his glasses and observes the menu, attempting to be unaware of what's happening.

[MunkeyCheez]

*Sparty see's mega leave
I say.

[Daemon18553]

Good day chaps! I say, what does this fine establishment procure for nibbles on this fine December day?