Gentlemen thread

[Jairo]

omaha
pinned down on that god forsaken beach
then one man broke through:
michael

[Ad Bot]

[Feep]

Do you accept walk-ins? I'd like a table for my wife, two kids, and I. My wife is wearing a beuatiful dress, my children a dress and suit, and I a tuxedo.

Sure, please take any table you would like, sir.

Reservation for "Placid"? I believe I'm here before my date.

Ah right, your table is here by the door.

[Arcturus]

I'd like to make a reservation.

[Jairo]

it's pouring outside, is it not?
toss another cigarette in the fire, would you?

[Placid]

Waiter, may I just have a water while I wait? I'm sure once my date gets here we'll be drinking.

[MunkeyCheez]

Hello waiter, what tables are available for me and my beautiful girlfriend?

[Stick Man]

* Stick Man walks in through the entrance

"Good evening every one."

* Stick Man sits down at the bar

"My good man, would you happen to have any Bacardi on you?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

It would appear you need extra staff members.

[Placid]

* Placid glares at Stick Man as he walks in, then proceeds to stare at the fire as a waiter commences to throw more sticks in.

[Bopizku]

* Bopizku walks in.

Can I sit by the bar?

[Stick Man]

* Stick Man waits impatiently for the bartender to adress his question.

[Feep]

It would appear you need extra staff members.

Yes, yes I do.

I am quite occupied at the minute, please seat yourselves.

[MunkeyCheez]

Thank you.
also waiter may I have a shandy and some white wine for the lady please.

[Stick Man]

Yes, yes I do.

I am quite occupied at the minute, please seat yourselves.

Alright then.

* Stick Man sits down at the nearest table and pulls out The Alchemist to read

[Mega-Bear]

* Mega-Bear and his family sit at a table.

What a fine establishment. NOW KIDS!

* Mega-Bear and his family remove their pants and begin to defecate all over the table and seats in their immediate vicinity.