Gentlemen thread

[Mr Man]

"Those ruffians are an eyesore, shall we close the window shutters?"

[Ad Bot]

[Specever]

I have arrived. Fashionably late, of course.

[Maze24]

Sir Feep hello, I would like to apply for the job of bartender. I think you will find my abilities very useful to your bar.

[Placid]

* Placid realizes his date is not going to be coming and after a long swig of water from his cup, orders a tall glass of the house's finest beer to drown his sorrows away.

[T0XIC]

Oi!

Fine day chaps. I'm very glad I found an astonishing establishment were all of those ruffians have no money to get into!

Now sir's, table for one please.

[Custard]

Och, can I get a table over here?

And where my I leave my coat? This rain hasn't let up a bit.

[T0XIC]

* T0XIC takes a look at the menu......

"Waiter, my good man! Finest whiskey if you would!

[Mega-Bear]

* Mega-Bear and his family leave the establishment while continuously defecating on their way out. In the end, there is a large trail of feces leading out the door.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

* Mega-Bear and his family leave the establishment while continuously defecating on their way out. In the end, there is a large trail of feces leading out the door.

i c wut u did thar

[Count]

I'm still waiting for that license. I will have to shut down this establishment without it!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'm still waiting for that license. I will have to shut down this establishment without it!

[Count]

[Placid]

* Placid leaves after a sufficient argument with the person in the next booth (T0XIC) and 5 additional beers.

[Freek]

Awesome. Now I can be GameFreek. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3rdL0AtaI

Hello good chaps. Anyone have the time?

[xbox 360 fan]

Hello chaps, can I have a table for 1?

If not available I take your best winter beer.