Poll

How would you describe your situation?

I'm on a BOAT
14 (18.2%)
It's worse than the entire Internet raping me.
9 (11.7%)
MEH out of a possible MEH
12 (15.6%)
I used to stand a chance like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
4 (5.2%)
I WILL SURVIVE! HEY HEY!
19 (24.7%)
If Susan Boyle and the Situation had a baby, my chances would be worse than that kid's looks.
8 (10.4%)
Better than getting admin on Pecon7's (you choose how to intepret this one)
2 (2.6%)
Worse than campers all over my team's spawn.
1 (1.3%)
OOOH DIS IZ BAD
6 (7.8%)
Slightly above MEH
2 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 76

Author Topic: The object to your left is now your defense against the zombie horde.  (Read 6969 times)

Easy button.

NOW I know why I bought it.


A Starbucks coffee. DIE YOU ZABERCROMBIES.

A paper fan.
I guess I can cut off zombie's heads all stylish like?

Scooter. I'll use the bars and bludgeon them to death, and then ride away on it.


a wall..
but on my desk..
a skyrim case

a wall..
but on my desk..
a skyrim case
Take out the clock hands and stab then deep into the zombie's brain stem, disabling their basal functions.

>small green hotpad
>dusting cloth
>sister's broken computer that I can't even begin to lift
>sister's broken hard drive

well at least the hard drive is heavy. I'll find a rope, wrap it around the hard drive, and then I've got a nice semi-ranged weapon.
that is, if I don't hit myself in the head with it first.

2 pieces of paper

taped to a wall with blinds


A lamp. Im forgeted. This thing would break after one use....

A lamp. Im forgeted. This thing would break after one use....

Take out the clock hands and stab then deep into the zombie's brain stem, disabling their basal functions.