Why don't we all just play a game of football?

[Kobewarrior]

No, stripper.

Stripleader

Alright!
Even better.

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

inb4 the rest of the world being jealou-

Americans are fat.

Aw, forget you.

[Thompson]

No freaks either. I don't want any chinamen or chink impersonators in my American dream.

mcdonalds?

[Solid]

I see the jealously in your eyes, Thompson. Obviously you have not embraced the true American ways of sunlight and friendship that your fellow young men bask in. Step outside, son. Let America take you in.

[Shadowed999]

When are we going to play?

[Thompson]

I see the jealously in your eyes, Thompson. Obviously you have not embraced the true American ways of sunlight and friendship that your fellow young men bask in.

A sunny side up egg mcmuffin?

[Solid]

We will play when the time is right. When the sun sets over the hard worked land, that our forefathers plowed and maintained, so that we may partake in it's everlasting glory. The great American prairie.

[Shadowed999]

Wait, don't have an actual football add-on?

[Thompson]

We will play when the time is right. When the sun sets over the hard worked land, that our forefathers plowed and maintained, so that we may partake in it's everlasting glory. The great American prairie.

Which is now used for mutant cow farms for happy meals.

[Kobewarrior]

What should I wear?
 

[Shadowed999]

Something leather and revealing

[Thompson]

What should I wear?
 

Look at snooki and you will get a idea.

[Solid]

I can see the teen angst residing in you. This occurs in young men such as yourself, when lack of true American air and female companionship becomes an issue. But for the rest of you, it is not too late. We will play tomorrow, when the fresh summer due is ripe on the planes of green that mark this land. America is her name, as she echoes from the great mountains, to the low lakes. This is our land. America.

[Nickelob Ultra]

We will play when the time is right. When the sun sets over the hard worked land, that our forefathers plowed and maintained, so that we may partake in it's everlasting glory. The great American prairie.

I can't read your post, the tears from Thompson's posts are flooding my screen somehow.

[Kobewarrior]

Look at snooki and you will get a idea.

I see.