Continue the story:

[Lunar Blue]

Jobs decided to rename Apple to Banana.

Steve Jobs resurrects from the dead and begins to make Banana Software.

[Ad Bot]

[Count]

Banana Enterprises takes over the world. Making people submit through the use of banana shaped carrots.

[Lunar Blue]

carrots become the new bananas.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Then the scientists announced that carrots can now grow on trees as they come in bunches.

They also announced that all species of monkeys have now become extinct.

[steve5451]

This leads to many other animals becoming overpopulated and many others extinct. carrot's and Bananas have become so common that the average middle-class family has at least 3 carrots and 15 bandannas in their household.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

As the bananas are ever-growing, many foreign nations have used bananas as currency.

Fun fact: Cocaine can be sold to the maximum of 10 bananas.

[Electrk]

carrots are now a food staple.

[Lunar Blue]

The government is now taxing us in Bananas.

[Electrk]

The schoolboy then gets raped with a banana.

[Stick Man]

The banana then goes to rape a female banana.

[Lunar Blue]

Then bananas get into beastiality and start raping animals.

[steve5451]

This new species of walking-upright bananas has the government concerned. Tests have shown that their IQ is over 150 on the average yellow banana. Bananas have since been used as pets, and recently have been considered given human rights. The bananas have grouped together and demand rights. The Police are coming up with a plan to contain any hostile bananas and has changed the currency back to its previous currency. Some claim that they have dried and crushed banana brain for a heavy high similar to the effects of LSD. They are becoming more and more expensive and the government is more concerned of making banana brain illegal than rights for the poor beings.

[mawty]

then the banana people pooped on each others chest

[Count]

Lol look where the story started at. Oh wow

[Electrk]

The government has begun secretly testing the effects of banana brains, and more and more banana people are beginning to disappear--people are starting to ask questions: the government denies everything.