My mac is evil and will take over the world if we don't stop it.

[popman98]

Do you have a tablet attached to it? Have you tried cleaning your mouse? Have you checked the mouse settings?

I don't have a table attached, but I have tablet drivers running.
I don't have a mouse connected.

[Ad Bot]

[A GUY]

Call the military.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You gotta help me, man! My tie Mac is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...

[A GUY]

You gotta help me, man! My tie Mac is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...

lol.

[carolcat]

You gotta help me, man! My tie Mac is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...

*backs away*

[Vegetarian Zombie]

*backs away*

...please don't hurt me...

[Placid]

... and these don't

but they do!
http://www.iantivirus.com/
used by my school and myself for over 2 years, reliable and works well.

[A GUY]

...please don't hurt me...

Mwuahahaha...

[popman98]

So I'm letting my posessed mac play tf2. It prefers playing soldier, all it does is slowly spinning around in circles, swinging the equalizer in the air.

Great idling machine

[Straton.]

So I'm letting my posessed mac play tf2. It prefers playing soldier, all it does is slowly spinning around in circles, swinging the equalizer in the air.

Great idling machine

You can set up a mac to screen share to the point of where you can control another one from your computer. You can stalk people while they are on the computer if you set it up correctly.

[popman98]

Al it does is moving the mouse left (jumpy) and pressing left mouse button all the time.

OH stuff! IT PRESSED RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON!

[FFSO]

This is why you don't download research.

[Tyler66]

Wait...

When did Macs have 2 mouse buttons?

[popman98]

Wait...

When did Macs have 2 mouse buttons?

Sice forever.
Those god damn magic mouse thingies can suck my balls

[Straton.]

Wait...

When did Macs have 2 mouse buttons?

Since a while foreverness ago in a place of restraint far away.
ie: Macs have had 2 buttons for a while even if the feature isn't default. For instance, my 1 button trackpad has a right click.