Author Topic: Terry's Chocolate Orange, Help me break it.  (Read 14430 times)

Send it to me because I'm an American and I've never had one and I'll break it for you. C:

Just smack it until you feel the pieces fall apart.

throw it at a wall and scream FUS RO DAH


I've never heard of these in my entire life but maybe it's just harder than usual?

do not eat it it contains mustard gas

'Whack and unwrap'



well you see i tyink you did it wrong tbh your supposed to whack off then unwrap duh...

Stick it in her pooper.
Try power tools.


I've never had to smack mine to open them. I'm just really strong and pry them open with my hair.

I've never had to smack mine to open them. I'm just really strong and pry them open with my hair.
Uhh, hair?


Open it with duct tape.

Anything in the world can be done with duct tape.

Put a clear plastic covering over it, then wrap it in duct tape, then drop it off some high location (second floor window, roof, etc.) Then, unwrap plastic and duct tape and enjoy.

Open it with duct tape.

Anything in the world can be done with duct tape.

Put a clear plastic covering over it, then wrap it in duct tape, then drop it off some high location (second floor window, roof, etc.) Then, unwrap plastic and duct tape and enjoy.
Do the same thing except use it as a cannonball!

Use your body and it should break apart, and if it doesn't, smash it against your table while raging.