Terry's Chocolate Orange, Help me break it.

[fawkes..]

So my mum came home and gave me a terry's chocolate orange, i smacked it against my table as it said on the packet 'Whack and unwrap' and opened it expecting all the segments to fall apart evenly, AND THEY DIDNT.

Now i am mad that something as simple as a TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE cant be broken by my desk, so members of the forums, think of the most imaginative (and possible) way of me breaking this chocolate orange and i shall do it :)

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[Tokthree]

The only thing I can think of is a hammer, I've never had one that didn't break like it was meant to

[indyjones]

Hammer to Chocolate


Hey, works for me all the time

[Proog]

Hit it harder.

[Neon]

Use an apple. Worked for Nerimon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSTRbyjwjqc

[masterockets]

So my mum came home and gave me a terry's chocolate orange,
i smacked it against my table
'Whack and unwrap'
TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE cant be broken by my desk

Oh god why

[fawkes..]

Hammer to Chocolate

That's not very imaginative,
I could tell my dog its a ball and get it to play fetch with it?
That's more imaginative

[Kevin]

Smash it on a tuna jar.

[Kingdaro]

throw it against a wall obviously

scratch that, use it to play baseball

[Nikki]

Use it as a snowball or a baseball until it breaks

[Tokthree]

That's not very imaginative,
I could tell my dog its a ball and get it to play fetch with it?
That's more imaginative

But then it would be inedible AND you'd poison your dog

[fawkes..]

But then it would be inedible AND you'd poison your dog

Ah, didn't think that through properly did i?

[Tokthree]

Ah, didn't think that through properly did i?

Imagination, realism, efficiency and cost effectiveness.
The hammer is the penultimate result of considering all these factors

[james4115]

i smacked it against my table

'Whack and unwrap'

well no wonder

[Wayvo]

Climb to the top of your house, get a cannon or something, put the cannon on your roof aimed at the highest possible point, and then shoot it.