ooo ooo do me
straight up daedalus be drivin the bus
he all gritty and fat like a rhinoceros
he packs away hamburgers all along his route
ass is stuck to the seat cuz his sweat's like glue
all the kids in the back making fun of him
callin him names like it aint nothin
daedalus sleeps in the bus on his bus driver's chair
cuz his skin grew in patches on the fabric there
he got radio disney blowin outta his bass
bringin all the hotties up into his place
and he aint gotta work it cuz they ride him for free
and he's too afraid to charge em cuz hes got low self-esteem
can I b the hammer
swaggin up nick comes in here with the cult
spamming dumbass heretics and expectin results
but when necrons come in and they bustin their moves
all the cultists start to run in fear and khorne starts to lose
but then the berserkers get outta they cage
and big demon monsters with big demon rage
come stormin down the map to my monolith
but the lolicron crew dont put up with no stuff
so the gauss cannons flare to the sound of the axe
and the giant green lasers are kickin your ass
but the flayers are slow, and theyre dumb and theyre weak
theyre middle-tier units so theyre downright cheap
the berserkers cut through em and defilers behind
tearin up the monolith until it rewinds
it goes back to the start and the march starts again
to the chaos cult's headquarters right through their men
Rap about me, bro.
it'll take a minute, i got writer's block :c