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Which rap's the best?

Mawty
14 (34.1%)
Blockbox
6 (14.6%)
xxxKill
1 (2.4%)
Daedalus
3 (7.3%)
General Nick
1 (2.4%)
TeslaCoil
0 (0%)
Otis
2 (4.9%)
Jetlok
4 (9.8%)
Dracosoul
4 (9.8%)
Brian Smithers
6 (14.6%)

Total Members Voted: 41

Author Topic: M.C. Stocking writes rap  (Read 6099 times)


mom says no more rap because it can turn me into a violent gang banger
« Last Edit: January 07, 2012, 03:15:22 AM by mawty »

ooo ooo do me

straight up daedalus be drivin the bus
he all gritty and fat like a rhinoceros
he packs away hamburgers all along his route
ass is stuck to the seat cuz his sweat's like glue
all the kids in the back making fun of him
callin him names like it aint nothin

daedalus sleeps in the bus on his bus driver's chair
cuz his skin grew in patches on the fabric there
he got radio disney blowin outta his bass
bringin all the hotties up into his place
and he aint gotta work it cuz they ride him for free
and he's too afraid to charge em cuz hes got low self-esteem


can I b the hammer

swaggin up nick comes in here with the cult
spamming dumbass heretics and expectin results
but when necrons come in and they bustin their moves
all the cultists start to run in fear and khorne starts to lose

but then the berserkers get outta they cage
and big demon monsters with big demon rage
come stormin down the map to my monolith
but the lolicron crew dont put up with no stuff

so the gauss cannons flare to the sound of the axe
and the giant green lasers are kickin your ass
but the flayers are slow, and theyre dumb and theyre weak
theyre middle-tier units so theyre downright cheap
the berserkers cut through em and defilers behind
tearin up the monolith until it rewinds

it goes back to the start and the march starts again
to the chaos cult's headquarters right through their men

Rap about me, bro.

it'll take a minute, i got writer's block :c

it'll take a minute, i got writer's block :c
My presence on these forums is fairly insignificant, so I can understand why.

this is mad gay. real talk.

straight up daedalus be drivin the bus
he all gritty and fat like a rhinoceros
he packs away hamburgers all along his route
ass is stuck to the seat cuz his sweat's like glue
all the kids in the back making fun of him
callin him names like it aint nothin

daedalus sleeps in the bus on his bus driver's chair
cuz his skin grew in patches on the fabric there
he got radio disney blowin outta his bass
bringin all the hotties up into his place
and he aint gotta work it cuz they ride him for free
and he's too afraid to charge em cuz hes got low self-esteem
brother got nothin on stocking

stocking got the brothers linin up for days
bitch so cool she even gets the gays
when she pulls up in your thread, stuff you better worry
she'll start a stuffstorm about girls in a mad ass hurry
all her parties are delirious crazy
all the booze be making everyone hazy B)
all you haters out there, start stuffting yo pants
because this hambeast is gonna make you need some transplants





brother got nothin on stocking

stocking got the brothers linin up for days
bitch so cool she even gets the gays
when she pulls up in your thread, stuff you better worry
she'll start a stuffstorm about girls in a mad ass hurry
all her parties are delirious crazy
all the booze be making everyone hazy B)
all you haters out there, start stuffting yo pants
because this hambeast is gonna make you need some transplants
That one is the best in the thread.

I'm way to sophisticated for this thing called rap
i'd rather take my Ipod and download the app
So I make this sad attempt to make things right
I guarantee there will be no dancing bitches tonight
You think this is all funny?
I laugh at you sir
I have a bowtie and massive pet burrr
A massive nut cracker collection have I
I've wrote poems here that make grown men cry
You think a gun is a great weapon for you to take?
You better think twice because I brought the cake
Because when the fan starts I'll be holdin the switch
Good Lord I cannot rap, I'm on a boat bitch.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This beat is sick
Go forget yourself with a rake


Lord tony is the duke of the fight to be heard
Stocking is the ring leader- the king of the herd
take it to the streets
put on yo cleats
this brawl might be small but it'll accomplish mighty feats.