btch PLAASE
ok do me
i know a crazy brother somehow still alive
goin schoolin erry day sleep-deprived
people scared to touch em cuz he's packin scythes
on his blood-elf paladin level eighty-five
last night he took a bitch to see "we bought a zoo"
he said "bitch touch my richard since I want you to"
she said "jetlok you perv,
i think im not going to date you"
"ALRIGHT BITCH" he screamed,
"i think im not going to rape you"
he ripped off her shirt then put his richard on her rack
her feeble cries of protest met a righteous smack
she was in tears and in laughter he cried
"when i said i wouldnt rape you up
soz bitch, i lied"
hey uh can you rap about me
draco showed up with some jamaican honey
he said she was the only one he'd pay in money
took her up to the rooms and payed up her price
then rubbed his nipples up against a block of ice
"cut diamonds on these" he teased as he danced
til he saw a growing bulge in her pants
"you aren't lovey at all! your boobies are lies!"
then he smacked her like he was the sham-wow guy
not even a flinch, her boner got bigger
draco realized that he'd just slapped a monday
she beat em back down and made a bitch of his ass
up until the blood was comin out too fast
she left with his wallet and his car and his keys
and went out the door to spend it on some more kfc
Hit me girl
brian smithers boastin a generic name
almost as generic as his claim to fame
he shows up to a party lookin nothin but fly
button-up shirt and a polka-dot tie
he got black tinted glasses
dat cover his face
and a pair of swimmin goggles
protects from the mace
he struts up to a honey lookin flyer den hell
says "honey wouldja know
dat I once went to jail?"
shes like "wow, super bad
what'd they lock you up for?"
he said "stuff, someone snitched
dey found my child research"
she didnt quite understand cuz she was only twelve
and den brian got arrested for exposing himself
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