I mean, who uses toilets for what they're intended for anyways? Am I right?
No. Shut the forget up, not everyone has to be such a loving creep that they masturbate in a public toilet. Use it for what it's intended for. You disgust me.
I'll remember next time to whipe my ass with toilet paper covered in piss and pubic hair and sit my ass down on a poop encrusted toilet. Don't believe me? I walked straight out of a bathroom when I saw this, disgusting.
It's a joke anyway, so calm down dude. Don't bust a nut.
EDIT: Oh and 58% of men don't wash their hands. So when he gets home he is going to masturbate either way.