Just found this, the "iLoo". What were microsoft thinking...

[Woolys]

"Mom, I got STDS because there was jizz all over the keyboard"
"What did I tell you about using wireless connected laptop toilets?"

This is the future...

[Ad Bot]

[Neon]

Yes, but your phone then gets micro stuff particles all over it

iPhones are already micro-stuff.

[e-maxx]

"Mom, I got STDS because there was jizz all over the keyboard"
"What did I tell you about using wireless connected laptop toilets?"

This is the future...

but  you can't get a STD by touching somthing

[TheArmyGuy]

You can if you touch it then mastrubate.
Or worse. Some couple could be having love in that stall and they'd both get infected.
The apocalypse begins.

[Gambsy]

The apocalypse begins.

[Neon]

What does a sheep closing it's eyes have to do with the apoca- HOLY stuff AN OMEN.

[Gambsy]

Zombie sheep :P

[Neon]

You can if you touch it then mastrubate.
Or worse. Some couple could be having love in that stall and they'd both get infected.
The apocalypse begins.

Jesus christ people, get educated. You can't get an STD from touching something that might be carrying the disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/loveually_transmitted_disease

[aludane]

Jesus christ people, get educated. You can't get an STD from touching something that might be carrying the disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/loveually_transmitted_disease

Unless you have an open cut on your finger

[Woolys]

Jesus christ people, get educated. You can't get an STD from touching something that might be carrying the disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/loveually_transmitted_disease

Why would anyone use a poddy if they are going to poop, that's disgusting. This is the perfect set up for mobile research. So obviously he's going to turn on some research, and fap away. At least I would, because you don't have to sit on that crusted-over toilet to jack off. But while taking a stuff... You do.

Oh and 58% of men don't wash their hands. So when he gets home he is going to masturbate either way.

[Gold]

umm

what

[Neon]

Why would anyone use a poddy if they are going to pee, that's disgusting. This is the perfect set up for mobile research. So obviously he's going to turn on some research, and fap away.

I mean, who uses toilets for what they're intended for anyways? Am I right?

No. Shut the forget up, not everyone has to be such a loving creep that they masturbate in a public toilet. Use it for what it's intended for. You disgust me.

[Woolys]

I mean, who uses toilets for what they're intended for anyways? Am I right?

No. Shut the forget up, not everyone has to be such a loving creep that they masturbate in a public toilet. Use it for what it's intended for. You disgust me.

I'll remember next time to whipe my ass with toilet paper covered in piss and pubic hair and sit my ass down on a poop encrusted toilet. Don't believe me? I walked straight out of a bathroom when I saw this, disgusting.

It's a joke anyway, so calm down dude. Don't bust a nut.

EDIT: Oh and 58% of men don't wash their hands. So when he gets home he is going to masturbate either way.

[TheArmyGuy]

Jesus christ people, get educated. You can't get an STD from touching something that might be carrying the disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/loveually_transmitted_disease

If you rub your richard into a pool of infected vaginal fluid you CAN get infected.

I'll remember next time to whipe my ass with toilet paper covered in piss and pubic hair and sit my ass down on a poop encrusted toilet. Don't believe me? I walked straight out of a bathroom when I saw this, disgusting.

It's a joke anyway, so calm down dude. Don't bust a nut.

EDIT: Oh and 58% of men don't wash their hands. So when he gets home he is going to masturbate either way.

Eveyone will be infected within 3 weeks.

[Woolys]

If you rub your richard into a pool of infected vaginal fluid you CAN get infected.

Sounds hote