Author Topic: How tough are you?  (Read 3605 times)

i belong at weenie hut jr


I eat stuff without ketchup then put half cut lemons on my eyes and bleed then drink my blood and do it again till i throw up on my dog.

I beat skill4life's challenge,
in 12 seconds.

I beat skill4life's challenge,
in 12 seconds.
I beat it in 10.3 seconds

I beat it in 10.3 seconds
I beat it. In point 0.000000000000000000001 seconds. BEAT IT, WIMP.
AND EVERY MORNING, I RIP MY EYES OUT. AND PUT EM IN THE OPPISITE SOCKETS. WITHOUT ANY STITCHES

I use habenero sauce for lubricant.

I ate the table for breakfast.

I'M SO TOUGH

I MASTURBATED WITHOUT MY HANDS

I'M SO TOUGH

I MASTURBATED WITHOUT MY HANDS
YOU SIR. HAVE ASCENDED TO GODHOOD.


Got a bottle of gatorade?

I eat a bowl of Internet everyday...

Without any trolls


I CAN SHOOT SPIKES OUT OF MY NAILS, WHICH ARE POISONOUS AND EXPLODE ON TOUCH AND THEN CREATE 52 BLACK HOLES
WHEN I FART, ONE HOUSE IN THE WORLD IS DESTROYED
WHEN I PISS, A TSUNAMI HAPPENS

also i have the ability to stuff out gold bars