Author Topic: How tough are you? (Read 3606 times)

Vegetarian Zombie · January 11, 2012, 08:55:15 AM

Quote from: Yosher on January 11, 2012, 08:54:13 AM

I CAN SHOOT SPIKES OUT OF MY NAILS, WHICH ARE POISONOUS AND EXPLODE ON TOUCH AND THEN CREATE 52 BLACK HOLES
WHEN I FART, ONE HOUSE IN THE WORLD IS DESTROYED
WHEN I PISS, A TSUNAMI HAPPENS

also i have the ability to stuff out gold bars

I eat twelve raw eggs to make myself large

and now I'm roughly the size of a barge

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aludane · January 11, 2012, 08:56:40 AM

I'm a human = powerful.

TheArmyGuy · January 11, 2012, 08:57:18 AM

I only eat MEAT and ROCKS, I have 2 HEARTS and a PNEUMATIC leg.

Vegetarian Zombie · January 11, 2012, 08:58:32 AM

Quote from: TheArmyGuy on January 11, 2012, 08:57:18 AM

I only eat MEAT and ROCKS, I have 2 HEARTS and a PNEUMATIC leg.

YOU NEED HALF A HEART SO IT WORKS TWICE AS HARD AND GETS TWICE AS RIPPED

Big Brother · January 11, 2012, 10:40:07 AM

weenie hut Wednesday ~

Kumquat · January 11, 2012, 10:41:39 AM

I shot myself in the foot!
with an airsoft gun!
oohhohoohohohohoohoooohhhhhh.

Pepsidude · January 11, 2012, 10:42:04 AM

I'm an Average Joe basically.

plad101 · January 11, 2012, 10:45:13 AM

i once punched a guy and his face imploded then semen rain drop from the sky!

Jacob 123456789 · January 11, 2012, 10:58:57 AM

every morning I eat a bowl of nails

WITHOUT ANY MILK

popman98 · January 11, 2012, 10:59:29 AM

I HAVE love WITH VELICORAPTORS

WITHOUT PROTECTION

plad101 · January 11, 2012, 11:00:02 AM

i got 99' bitchs and jacobs got none!

Tom Gunn · January 11, 2012, 11:05:37 AM

I have an 8 cylinder brass steam engine built into my back boosting my strength.

plad101 · January 11, 2012, 11:10:20 AM

i once shot a 5 Gauge shotgun! Yes they exist-ed

._maxwell23461_. · January 11, 2012, 11:14:56 AM

how tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?!

I'm so tough I will bowl a nail of milk for without.

Vegetarian Zombie · January 11, 2012, 11:21:23 AM

I AM GASTON