GARFELD - a cool friendly clan ~ just a coouple of anime fur frendly gay/bi pals

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GARFELD CLAN A NEW CAT CLAN ERA - whos yuor fav. character on GARFEILD?!?

Garfeild
93 (33.8%)
Odie
13 (4.7%)
Snoopy
34 (12.4%)
Tom and Jerry
103 (37.5%)
Jon
6 (2.2%)
Nermal
26 (9.5%)

Total Members Voted: 275

Author Topic: GARFELD - a cool friendly clan ~ just a coouple of anime fur frendly gay/bi pals  (Read 103123 times)

Hey.. welcome to a cooooooooool #rare #historical #new clan

ALLIES:
 WE ARE ALLIES w/ WEINER CREW (nutorious gang spread out through L.A. and the compton streets, descendent of Wu-Tang Killer Bees.) so don’t talk smack about us or get shot and or hit, bi***tch

p.s. we are also allied with TELETUBBY CLAN (a very freindly, hip / radical + top secret clan!! shhhhh *puts finger on mouth* its secret...

LISTEN BICTH:
WE ARE A FAIR CLAN AND WE WILL NOT BE NICE 2 F***CKERS BRINGIN IN THEY’RE MOM TO THIS THRED AND GIVIN US A WhOLE RECOMENDATION ON YOUR SON.. B*ITCH IDC (I Don’t Care) if your son cured cancer.. waht the forget dos cancer have two do wit stuff in the world!?! Or BLOCKLAND!?!? (NOTHING) wow look at you curin cancer ... too bad you just doin it to show off to your mom and your not a good builder. Plus.. if you like dogs or any type of dog anime sh*t, instant perma ban + a big cuss of “frick you”, and to top it off “die + burn in heck...”

History ~ from the Western times to the Modern times:
1748 - garfield make good cat jokes, makes good comic
2012 - the end of garfield era and beggining of garfield clan era
Key: B.G.(Before Garfield) and A.G.(After Garfield) [NOTE: WE DID NOT RIP IT OFF BEFORE CHRIST AND AFTER CHRIST SO STOP ASKING!!!! GARFELD IS BETTER THAN JESUS ANYWAY…!]

Garfeld creation History
Jan. 18, 2012 - Founded by the three legenedary homo musketeers, we imagined and built a clan full of oprotunity
and good cat jokes. A clan of virtue and a utopia of all clans. A clan fit for the Garfield Gods. We eat the lasagna. We hate mondays. we are GARFELD ERA.......

OUR PURRfect RULES/GUIDLINES:
  • no space ships (#forget NASA)
  • we hate dog builds if u build dog (instant ban)
  • if you build cool garfeild sh*t its gonna be reall cool and will really help boost up your RESUME and COVER LETTER.
  • Yo u  can also join this clan by making a RESUME and COVER LETTER aswell (if you are bad at building) but it must fit the appropriate RESUME format and COVER LETTER format, or you will be declined ( just like a real job application or college application)
  • no dog jokes ALLOWED (even if it funny)


HONERABLE QUOTES:












WHO WE ARE! and what OUR parents made us:[/i]
Were a couple of hard core builders and good at picking up chicks :     ^) we enjoy the garfeld comics and enjoy to live out the garfeld life and we hop ethat (YOU) can do the same!

GALLERIA (rofl [roll on floor and laugh].. Diarrea much?!):




CLAN TAGS:
GAR FELD - legendery homos
NER MAL - rookie homos
You don’t wear clan tagsd…. Instant ban… I don’t give a crud who you are yo wear that sh***it or face consequences.

Members:
GARFELDS:
mawty - bad at judging opinon may not count.. (cute and handsome)
worm - JUDGE OF BUILDS.. (1336 cool decal maker, garfeld decal maker)
greek geeker - JUDGE OF BUILDS (very low ID, auto good builder)
reapre - gay dum pirate homo who sucks huge weaner (not gay, very straight, he-lllooo ladies. *wink face*;-])
Tape (very low ID, great graphics scripter/builder + eventer)
Syntho (hoster (i guess?) builds good garfeld hotels... removdd 4 zomboe rp
the magical dunes - cute + we like dune buggies on sand
Ronen: (neat poster for skrillex and football, has cute cat pics)
Yuki: Very cool, low id, very handsome, DM-MAKER-KILLER
SlickVick2002: PRINCE of LASAGNA
chappersteddy -( OLDEST MEMBER OF THE CLAN, RESPECTED ELDER)
Fob - a radical builder!!! (even on BLOCKLAND FRONT PAGE (holy smokes we are famous!!!)
grampa ben - a old wise grampa who spemds his final years.,,, biulding his butt off 4 garfeld (gob bles u and amerika)

NERMALS:
Sheezy: (low ID!! havent seen his build yet but we heard he builds good!!!)

black(cat) list:
-reapster - put on hear for being a big homwoerk nerd... GET A CLUE AND SHOOT UP UR SKOOL DORK!!!!!
-dargaldrem (posting homo dog pic.. what you think yuo are? a rebel? Well now you are a LOSERBEL.)
-kira (rude poster.. stealing PEOPLES applications...)
-K*LL all (rude poster, harsh comments, very hurtful)
-s240 (posting two weiners next to a emoticon, potty humer, very gross.)
-_.maxwell9/11._ = heads up folks.. a BIG NASA LOVER (perhaps fantasizes for alien orgies at mid night as mom tells him to go to bed..) + (a trolll who dose nothing but writ like a dum bass and constantly TROLLS clan topics)
-^ WE ARE NOT afrad to put any of you forgeters in here if you be mean…


cool clan puns:
Q: what did the cat lawyer say when his case got dismissed?
A: you got to be kitten me!

Q: what did the cat businessman say whilst striking a deal?
A: sounds good, but whats the cat-ch

Q: what does a cat say instead of ‘perfect’?
A: ‘purr-fect’

The cat would not give up. It purred severe.
The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.
They say curiosity killed the cat, and they weren’t kitten.
A cat found a mysterious sweater, but the mystery was soon unravelled.
When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr sons.
A cat that swallowed a ball of wool had mittens


CLAN ANTHEM:
Garfield Rap attack ft. pookie

http://i.imgur.com/4Toqm.png[/img]]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SscynVrfwyk&feature=youtu.be

cool blogz about GARFELD:
im_gay.twitter.com

~check out our cool tweets (more like meeows)about garfeld~

STEAM GROPES
check out who we are allied with in the cool gaming steam community:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/jesus_H_Christ
« Last Edit: June 30, 2013, 08:50:04 AM by mawty »

reserved for cool cat jokes

"i promis to end mondays and legalize gay lasagna" - ron paul
vote ron paul 2012
« Last Edit: January 18, 2012, 01:57:15 PM by TheWorm »

"i promis to end mondays and legalize gay lasagna" - ron paul
vote ron paul 2012
I agree.....

i hat e spase chips


i wod like 2 join dis col clan


ron paul 2012 omaba sux egs 0(0_0)0   <----im obama IM GAY
« Last Edit: January 18, 2012, 02:42:23 PM by comr4de »

i hat e spase chips


i wod like 2 join dis col clan


ron paul 2012 omaba sux egs 0(0_0)0   <----im obama IM GAY
yOU have to build good....... and post app in gallery or ban... the three judges will judge based on CRITEAREA of the build............... good luck!!!!!



cat joke of the day:
this pizza has pineapples in it???? you gotta be KITTEN me!
© Daily Joke Of the Day ©

um vion ix wans 2 kno if he cna b in caln

um vion ix wans 2 kno if he cna b in caln
I hope he is building a radical + narly application???!

what the hell just hapnfe ti my enyfes

what the hell just hapnfe ti my enyfes
Woah! try to use grammer correcting tools? (try the button next to PREVIEW) and then it will fix all the grammer mistakes for ya.. trust me! It works! (hopefully we can understand you next time? ?!?


cool let me in
*tips cowboy hat* Woaa partner... chill out!!! Ya gotta app in the gallery section first!! (post good building pics on gallery in blockland forums and we will judge it...)