Help decipher my fortune cookie.

[Flamecannon]

The coolest fortune cookie I ever got said "Time is money." I used to have it in my wallet but I lost it. :(

console took it

[Ad Bot]

[sorrel]

it means...your going to die

[Nasoa]

Once I got one that said "Buy another"

[cooldawson3]

Whenever I open a fortune cookie, it always says the same thing.

Help, I'm a worker trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory. Please save me.

Oh god my sides!