I think some unseen force is trying to kill me

[RaR]

Its not unseen
its just you are unlucky
 

[Ad Bot]

[Tom Gunn]

Ppph, I do that every day. It's almost my morning routine.

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast

[Night Fox]

the sewing needle part
ow god

oh yeah?
well imagine rubbing some sandpaper across the tip of your pe-

oh yeah

[lilpappaknox]

I think this is part of your final destination TO HELL HEAVEN

[johnnyboy]

watch out for the latch trigger in your toilet

[Bravo]

choked on some chicken bone from "boneless" chicken meat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_msVYvAPEU

[Darksaber530]

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast

Without any milk

[xxxxkill]

Without any milk

It was grease.

[Trogtor]

Final destination irl

[Black and White]

the sewing needle part
ow god

stuck a nail through my foot when I was little

*shudder*