I have just recently found out I am russian. I have decided my gun will be an ak 47 and a desert eagle because they are both made in russia. My motherland calls me back to the ussr! The soviet union and communism work you guys. try it out. The ak-47 has a fast reload and can kill in 3 shots. the m4 and m16 kill in 4 shots.
Russian guns 1
American guns 0.
The desert eagle has a lot of recoil, I can only hold it with two hands. but an m9 and usp45 can only be held with 2 hands too. only just mine can kill in 2 headshots, and 3 body shots. m9 and usp take 3 headshots and 4 body shots to kill.
Russian guns 2
American guns 0
The american army are nothing but quickscoping homos, they don't beat the spetsnaz. You see, The spetsnaz rely on there skills, but the americans rely on quickscope and camping. and when I get two desert eagle I am going to go akimbo and kill all the noobs who dare defy russia. Also the puny guns of americans do not hold a match to the Ak-47 and russian desert eagle!
Also I tried vodka, Now I drink it 24/7 best drink ever, I never don't drink it. american beer and whiskey suck, russian vodka rules.
The only things america was good at was having doctor house.
American army is full of little kids who play too much call of duty! I never played that game in my life.
Also, remember when Russia invaded america? and then the americans launched that pusillanimous individual EMP and we still kicked there asses. Russia number 1.
