Author Topic: ak 47 and my heritege  (Read 1283 times)

I have just recently found out I am russian. I have decided my gun will be an ak 47 and a desert eagle because they are both made in russia. My motherland calls me back to the ussr! The soviet union and communism work you guys. try it out. The ak-47 has a fast reload and can kill in 3 shots. the m4 and m16 kill in 4 shots.

Russian guns 1
American guns 0.

The desert eagle has a lot of recoil, I can only hold it with two hands. but an m9 and usp45 can only be held with 2 hands too. only just mine can kill in 2 headshots, and 3 body shots. m9 and usp take 3 headshots and 4 body shots to kill.

Russian guns 2
American guns 0

The american army are nothing but quickscoping homos, they don't beat the spetsnaz. You see, The spetsnaz rely on there skills, but the americans rely on quickscope and camping. and when I get two desert eagle I am going to go akimbo and kill all the noobs who dare defy russia. Also the puny guns of americans do not hold a match to the Ak-47 and russian desert eagle!

Also I tried vodka, Now I drink it 24/7 best drink ever, I never don't drink it. american beer and whiskey suck, russian vodka rules.

The only things america was good at was having doctor house.

American army is full of little kids who play too much call of duty! I never played that game in my life.

Also, remember when Russia invaded america? and then the americans launched that pusillanimous individual EMP and we still kicked there asses. Russia number 1.


Shut up, scrub. You don't know anything about guns.

The Desert Eagle is made by Israeli Military Industries in Israel and Magnum Research in the U.S.

It is not a Russian firearm

but same for everything else

11/10 would read again

On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you?

The Desert Eagle is made by Israeli Military Industries in Israel and Magnum Research in the U.S.

It is not a Russian firearm

No actually, It's a russian made gun. It is the standard Military sidearm for the spetsnaz!

Quote from my russian military magazine

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"The Desert Eagle is considered the best handgun in the world. Russia adopted it in 1942 and have been using it ever since."

On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you?

Barely not at all.


10/10 is sure to get some users buttmad

French guns are better and so is their army since they never back down.
3/10 got me to post my opinion.


No actually, It's a russian made gun. It is the standard Military sidearm for the spetsnaz!

Quote from my russian military magazine

Barely not at all.

o sry i got ownd :(

French guns are better and so is their army since they never back down.
3/10 got me to post my opinion.

>implying the french don't come crying to 'merica every time they get a splinter

>implying the french don't come crying to 'merica everytime they get a splinter
>Implyinv anyone had the suicidal balls to forget with France

>implying the french don't come crying to 'merica every time they get a splinter
>Implyinv anyone had the suicidal balls to forget with France
>implying implications

>implying the french don't come crying to 'merica every time they get a splinter

american revolution lol

At least in the russian revolution we didnt have to call in FRENCH PEOPL to help us.

Russia 3
America 0


If I had a deagle right now, I'd use it to rape dawn from pokemon, who would then admit I'm her only love.

Then I'd shoot her in the head until she dies.

Then I'd forget her corpse.