Facebook will end on March 15th 2012?

[Regulith]

I read about half the article and concluded it was a hoax, lol

I read the title of the article and made the same conclusion

The first paragraph put the nail in the coffin; you don't just shut down a website as massive as facebook because it's too stressful, you spend your millions of dollars to hire people to run it for you, if you haven't already

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

[Lando The Climber]

Why do we need to "remove our information" Is Zuckerberg going to start selling our information

[FaecDog]

Why do we need to "remove our information" Is Zuckerberg going to start selling our information

or maybe he'll track us down and rape us all :O

[Becquerel]

If its true, I will be a very loving happy camper.

[A GUY]

Facebook isn't exactly THAT useful.

[fred da kiko]

it's fake as stuff. the paper background has letters superimposed by some kind of photo editing software, they then blurred the image and lowered quality to make them blend better. the only problem is that the paper has lighting and contrasting shadows while the title is all jet black. real ink would have some kind of shine to it. also, the article doesn't follow the grain of the paper.

[Xinakam]

It was too good to be true. D:

[dkamm65]

[Gojira]

It's fake. http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27321/facebook-will-end-on-march-15th/

lol at all the people going all "omg y is fcaebuk doin dis???"

[Destroyer]

No popular buisness shuts down because "it's too stressful."

[ultimamax]

who would be such a loving idiot as to shut down a billion dollar company because it's too stressful? if anything they would sell facebook

[dargereldren]

[dkamm65]

http://i42.tinypic.com/wwd98l.png

definitely*

[Cybersix]

It's fake. http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27321/facebook-will-end-on-march-15th/

Oh god.
That's the same paper that said Saddam Hussein was breeding dinosaurs and Hillary Clinton's running mate would be a Sasquatch.