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He really seemed quite blonde For all he did was bitch about the editor wand.
Check the poem in the original post.
From Badspot to Ephi to Pablo to Khain This poem you see, Brings me lots of pain Blockhead11116 Making only red 1x1 bricks...
Count came in, in his throat a lump,  So he went ahead, and gave this thread a bump.
start a new server a child arrives, asks one thing "can I be the doge"
Welcome to Blockland! Enjoy your stay. You're a noob, by the way.
He asked me how to jump, I told him to press the space bar. Everything he does nowdays is to masturbate with a tuna jar.
How2 be doge they say Roll with the times, okay is what they say when I tell them they cant
"Looking through servers to find one that's good, not joining the ones that you normally would, see a family RP and give it a try, don't be someones dog...
Shoulders are Red Pants are blue I'm default Blockhead and you are too!
ADDRESS TO A BLOCKHEAD. Fair fa yer honest sonsie block. Great speed o the pandan race! Aboon them ah ye paint yer brick, Red, Green or Blue. Weel are y
This is Heed's Place  Here I am, browsing the servers, looking for one to build like workers. Then, I found Heed's server...
I made a Haiku about freebuilds I exit my house I look upward and ahead I see a gigantic richard  Everytime I'm at a freebuild.
Today I got on Blockland To calm my shaky hands I host a Freebuild Though players host mini-games and kill I now get the pleasure to ban
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While in Blockland there's not much to do unless you find a server that's just right for you. So if you're into things like family rp's you should seriously...
Stay alive thread, don't die on me now!  I was playing online when i saw a blockhead, All the leets on the server wishing he was dead, Come on guys we were all once new...
huge loving poem

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I build everyday because I like iPhones.
The Ends.

One of them mentions me <3

While in Blockland there's not much to do
unless you find a server that's just right for you.
So if you're into things like family rp's
you should seriously try taking an arrow to the-

face.

I like Popman's the best.

Stay alive thread, don't die on me now!

I was playing online when i saw a blockhead,
All the leets on the server wishing he was dead,
Come on guys we were all once new,
Words of hatred were still threw,
The low IDs these days think they're all that,
Little did they know,
I forgeted their mothers.

In times of between beatings,
I play the game of Blockland,
Though, before I say my greetings,
I go to the forums to get banned.

I then enter a random server,
Not paying attention to the name,
But, as a keen observer,
I find that the loading time is lame.

I go to the forums unannounced,
But that is no Issue;
But my unbanning is denounced,
So I use a double.

I notice through my times of updating,
That there has been long times of debate,
And that when each side finishes debating,
I find that there is no one here to relate.

Take Lord Tony, for example,
The (Most likely) trolling pony-hater,
But, this is only yet a sample,
And what's the come is even greater.

And then we have Mega Bear,
the Pink Floyd lover,
Along with Pablo in which I swear,
He swiftly serves the best plover.

But enough about the users,
I am off to the the drama thread,
Where I find a lot of accusers,
But I find a lot of holes that are unsaid.

Let's go to the AoT board,
Rarely touched,
Not even explored,
Let's leave it like that, untouched.

The game is still downloading a plethora of files,
All of them mp3s,
All of them with their own trials;
Each of them a tease.

Might as well go to the wiki,
barely heard about,
**** ** **** ******* ******,
Oh stuff, another internet censorship bill is coming out.

The server finally finishes loading,
and what I see is of pure horror,
A family RP of random love is foreboding.
I leave the server, and into Windows Explorer.

Why I opened Windows Explorer,
I do not comprehend,
Why Microsoft didn't make make a lesser horror,
I should go back to Firefox, which is what I recommend.

I join a server I've been to before,
A boss battle server owned by Pecon98,
But when I got there, I found in store,
A feeling of nostalgia began to inflate.

Not having joined the server in many weeks,
A lot has been added, some good; some bad,
I admit, the build was made with many great techniques,
But all of these changes make me feel sad.

It seems so out of place,
Being that not so long ago,
It had a lot of null space,
But what do I know?

I leave the server, disgusted,
And I look for a better one,
I see a falling platform server; one that I trusted,
A quick load later, I was done.

Lag quickly came when I joined,
And I quickly fell off,
Not that I wouldn't have rejoined,
But that doesn't mean I can't scoff.

I shut down Blockland,
Filled with mixed feelings,
I mean sure, stuff like this I can withstand,
But I think Blockland is hitting ceilings.

I might just take a break from it for a while,
Even though I feel a slight draft,
I might as well leave in style,
forget this stuff, I'm playing Minecraft.

I might have just won for longest poem. Though I really just made stuff up 80% of the time.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2012, 06:38:39 AM by kegeshan »


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