Would You Rather..?

[hankyje]

Well being raped by gay protesters would be terrible! God knows what they would do to you! I don't who I killed but I'd rather kill someone.

[Ad Bot]

[Wølfmaster]

Spikes.

Would you rather be tickled for 10 minutes or burned for 5?

[pecon98]

Tickled.

Would you rather play a game you really like on a stuffty computer that barely runs it, or play a game you really dislike but the computer ran well.
And you had only that forever.

[Nikki]

Game I'd dislike.

Would you eat something that tasted really good, but you couldn't have enough to feel less hungry or something that tasted like crap but filled you completely?

[xxxxkill]

The thing that tastes good.
And I ate before-hand.


Would you rather get hung from the top of the Empire State building by your wrists, or get raped by a group of homoloveuals?

[._maxwell23461_.]

First one.

Would you rather be ██████ or ████████████?

[Kumquat]

████████████ Its nasty but...

Would you rather get a box of molotovs, or a 2 gallon jug of chocolate milk for your birthday?

[SWAT One]

Are the molotovs going to esplode in my face?

If they are, I'll take the milk.

If not, Ima take a trip out to the desert and chuck them at cacti.

[pecon98]

Would you rather be irrational, or imaginary.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Would you rather be irrational, or imaginary.

imaginary

[SWAT One]

From above, noQ, so I will answer it anyway.

I am already Both.

Would you rather swollow a gallon of listerine in 15 seconds or swallow a tennis ball whole.