Would You Rather..?

[JamestheLeet]

i would rather

Would you rather have your ribcage broken, slowly, or your internal organs removed, slowly.

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[SWAT One]

you can only be castrated once*

squirting a lime in your eyes wont make you go blind, handicap**

There's surgery.  Sew richard back on, wait for it to recover, cut off again.

It's happened.
O GOD WHAT THE forget.  Depends, am I asleep?

[JamestheLeet]

There's surgery.  Sew richard back on, wait for it to recover, cut off again.

It's happened.
O GOD WHAT THE forget.  Depends, am I asleep?

You aren't asleep.

you didn't have a question, so.

Would you rather be in a pit full of rattlesnakes or scorpions.

[SWAT One]

Scorpions, easy.

[ShadowYoshi294]

LOL NO QUESTION
Out of your 5 senses (Taste, Sight, Hearing, Feeling, Smelling) which one would you rather lose?

[SWAT One]

Taste, so I would eat healthier.

Would you rather have to sleep with a cactus every night for the rest of your life or get your arm run over by a car.

[dorkdotdan]

No Q.

Would you rather fall 20 feet or hold your nose to a sander for 15 seconds?

[SWAT One]

No Q.

Nop

Pass Above question to below poster.

[Jacky]

a sander?
wtf?

would you rather show your groin or your ass.

[SWAT One]

a sander?
wtf?

would you rather show your groin or your ass.

Followup for below:

To your grandmother or your best friend.

[Jacky]

grandmother.

[SWAT One]

No Q

Would you rather eat 12 cubic meters of sand or walk to California barefoot?
/reference

[Jacky]

cali barefoot

[SWAT One]

Jacky goddamnit, post some questions :C

[ShadowYoshi294]

Seriously, people. Remember to ask a question.
You fall from 30 feet up. Which do you want to land on, a knife or a spike?