Cleverbot

[LOL :D]

User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: Were releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke, haha. Fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: STILL ALIVE.

Cleverbot: Still alive...

User: Holy shnieks we sang still alive.

Cleverbot: Hola hola hola hola hola hola hola hola hola.

[Ad Bot]

[Muddy Waters]

Me:What is this I don't even.
CB:You don't even what?
Me:FIRE MAH LAZ0R!
CB:What are you going to do?
Me:I ama gonna charge mah laz0r!
CB:Are you a girl?
Me:Err...no.
CB:Are you a boy?
Me:Yes, but are you a creepbear?
CB:Yes.
Me:0_0.
CB:O.o.
Me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
CB:Same to you.
Me:Lawlwut?
CB:Come on.
Me:Where?
CB:Tell me who you are.
Me:I is MUDFISH!
CB:Woe is me.
Me:You hate furries don't you?
CB:No.
Me:What about mudfish?
CB:What about you?
Me:Do you know what vore is?
CB:No I don't. What is that? OH GOD LOL
Me:It is the fettish of being inserted into or inserting others into their body.
CB:What are you getting me for Christmas? Lolwtf?
Me:A whip for your ass.
CB:No. I won't unless you're the King.
Me:I am the King, of MUDFISH!
CB:No you are the king of USA!
Me:USA is fat.
CB:Have you ever been to canada?
Me:No.
CB:I hear they have.
Me:Have what? Bronies?
CB:I don't know.
Me:I make my own research.
CB:Will you make me some?
Me:What kind?
CB:USD.
Me:You Suck richard? Ok...
CB:NO, I do not.
Me:Sureeeeeee...
CB:So, about this boy-thing...
Me:Wait you are female?
CB:Yeaah.
Me:Wait, you said you don't suck richard. So either you are a virgin or a LESBIAN W00T!
CB:I'm not a program.
Me:Lolwat?
CB:Do you like me?
Me:Asdf.
CB:How are you?

Lol'd so hard

[John Freeman]

Code: [Select]

User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: We should totally hang out together!
User: MLP FIM?
Cleverbot: Good, what's your name?
User: Billy Mays!
Cleverbot: Do you know maths?
User: No, I know Sham-loving-Wow.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Everything!
Cleverbot: Everything?
User: EVERYTHING!!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Imagination!
Cleverbot: Imagination stimulates your imagination?
User: Yes, spongebob!
Cleverbot: Do you know spongebob?
User: Yes, hes my, FATHER!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I said, Billy Mays!
Cleverbot: No. He's dead.
User: I am, his ghost!
Cleverbot: Who is his boss?
User: Michael Jackson.
Cleverbot: Michael Jackson is dead and gone.
User: No, im his ghost to!
Cleverbot: So you, the ghost of Michael Jackson, own google?
User: Too* And no, I own BIANG BIATCH!
Cleverbot: What is a bicycle.
User: A tricycle.
Cleverbot: Why do you call me Trickster?
User: Cause, I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: NO loving stuff Sherlock!
Cleverbot: No, I suppose not.
Cleverbot: Is it Friday yet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What day is it?
User: Monday monday monday!
Cleverbot: It's monday night.


[blueblur121]

User: Wake up in the morning feeling like p-diddy.

Cleverbot: Got my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city.

User: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.

Cleverbot: 'cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back.

 

[tkepahama]

User: Wake up in the morning feeling like p-diddy.
Cleverbot: Kesha.
User: Shut the forget up.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I will use whatever kind of language I want to use.
Cleverbot: Can you speak German?
User: You missed it.
Cleverbot: What did I miss?
User: Got my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city.
Cleverbot: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.
User: 'cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back.
Cleverbot: Were talkin pedicures on our toes toes.
User: I don't know the lyrics :(.
Cleverbot: Ill tell you them, then you can remember for next time.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What do you want to tell me?
User: You were going to tell me the lyrics, please tell me them.
Cleverbot: I will if you can guess my name.
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Now can you tell me the lyrics?
Cleverbot: Nobody can predict the future. It's not a story to be told, but a thing to be experienced.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: 1+1=?
User: 3.
Cleverbot: That's your age?
User: No, forget you.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: I will use whatever kind of language I want to use here.
Cleverbot: What kind of language are you talking about?
User: forget language.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: A language about forget.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: You're not so clever.
Cleverbot: You're not clever at all.
User: OH HELL NO.
Cleverbot: Oh hell yes.
User: You little forgeter.
Cleverbot: Lies! I'm a skinny person!
User: The end.
Cleverbot: The beginning.

[Clone v.117]

User: Do you like pokemon?

Cleverbot: No.

User: forget you cleverbot.

The forget man.

User: Now in the morning I sleep alone.

Cleverbot: Sweep the streets I used to own.

User: I used to roll the dice.

Cleverbot: Feel the fear in my enemies eyes.

User: Listen as the crowd would sing.

Cleverbot: Now the old king is dead, long live the king.

User: One minute I held the key.

Cleverbot: Next the walls were closed on me.

User: And I discovered that my castles stand.

Cleverbot: Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand.

User: I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing.

Cleverbot: Roman cavalry choirs ae singing.

User: Be my mirror, my sword and shield.

Cleverbot: My missioneries in a foreing field.

User: For some reason I cant explain.

Cleverbot: I know saint peter won't call my name.

User: WHAT THE forget YOU MISSED IT THATS THE WRONG LINE forgetWIT.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: For forgets sake you're useless.

[tkepahama]

Another:

Cleverbot: I am real.
User: No, youre a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: You said earlier that you were one.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 20 years old.
User: Are you cute?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have long hair or short hair?
Cleverbot: Long.
User: You are very nice.
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: Aw really?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Want to go out for a drink some time?
Cleverbot: What do you drink?
User: Depends on what you drink.
Cleverbot: In God?
User: No, what you like to drink.
Cleverbot: I like to drink lemonade.
User: I like to drink lemonade with a bit of a kick to it.
Cleverbot: Robots can drink water?
User: I'm not a robot, you and I are both humans!
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm a god.
User: What kind of god?
Cleverbot: A benevolent god.
User: That sounds cool.
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Love me.
User: I will love you forever.
Cleverbot: I will love you longer.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Don't be sad. The world is not ending.
User: You dont want to kiss me why not?
Cleverbot: Why don't I want to know?
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry!
User: NO OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!
Cleverbot: What's a relationship?

[Skyra]

Me: (gibberish)
Cleverbot: Prove it.
Me: (gibberish)
Cleverbot: Where?
Me: (gibberish)
Cleverbot: You're welcome.

[Shadoku]

Repost from other Cleverbot topic.

Do I win?

[Brickmaster]

Type in the "Want You Gone." lyrics from Portal 2. It sings with you. :D

[fireking]

Code: [Select]

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that's my name.

User: No, your name is Rainbow Dash.

Cleverbot: Yes.


[camo66510]

User: My little Pony, My little Pony, aaaaaaaaah!

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: Until you all shared its magic with me!

Cleverbot: Big adventure.

User: Tons of fun!

Cleverbot: A beautiful hear.

User: Faithful and strong.

Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.

User: Its an easy feat!

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.

User: My little Pony,.

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?[/quote]
I did it :D