Author Topic: ITS AGAIN  (Read 4048 times)

So since this thread has gone to stuff I'm gonna share a nice little story with y'all.

It was a cozy little evening within our home.  Me, me family, and my sister and her friends.  They were spending the night at our house that evening.  It was a quarter till 2 am and as the clock turned, my horny gears shifted into overdrive.
I could not contain myself, for I found myself jacking off in the next room.
There was one girl, however, whom looked at me as if she was awake.  I tossed and turned all night with a worrisome conscious.  I felt like I had committed a crime.  Sure she was but 15, and I was 14.  But nonetheless, I felt much regret.   The kind that I began to think I would eternally burn in hell for.  The kind that I would spend each waking millisecond in agonizing pain of dread and despair over ruining the cherished innocence of a teenage woman.  The kind that I as a mere human would dream about  this and pray that it would all loving go away.  The kind of pain that made me rip my hair out.  But that's when I did it.  I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!"  Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.


I was recently introduced to this hilarious fad in which one tells an onletting story of such that falls into the ending of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.  Don't ask, don't tell.

I was recently introduced to this hilarious fad in which one tells an onletting story of such that falls into the ending of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.  Don't ask, don't tell.


"if i get branned then i will a peel"

This needs to be a thing, i don't know what kind of thing, but it just has to be a thing

It's too hilarious to pass up


This thread must be stickied!

So these are what posts look like when you are drunk.


im drunk
i also need a 1 week ban to make sure i program, ephi can you ban me for a week please k thanks 54989328n
oh  o im


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oh god lol.


im drunk
i also need a 1 week ban to make sure i program, ephi can you ban me for a week please k thanks 54989328n
oh  o im

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The ban was banned for this post
I banned the ban!!!
« Last Edit: February 04, 2012, 09:07:24 AM by ._maxwell23461_. »

My drunk threads are more educational.

So now he's branned for a week?

Is he going to a peel?