My hair is a foot long, my beard two inches long, I showered some three hours ago(my hair smells of Suave Men's and my body of Old Spice), hair unruly, teeth not brushed, no deodorant.
I shower once per day, I don't usually shave more than once every six months, I brush my teeth twice daily, apply deodorant when I feel my body odor becomes noticeable.
Gosh, you've certainly opened my eyes to all of this. I'll be right back.