Author Topic: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures  (Read 1680 times)

Have you ever been caught in a situation where there was only one possible decision, which was probably the worst? You didn't want to have to do it, but you had to?

One time I was sitting on the toilet. After flushing down my crap, I realized there was no more toilet paper. I checked underneath the sink's cabinet where we keep our extra toilet paper, but there was none left. All that was left was the brown roll that holds the actual toilet paper. You can figure out for yourself what had to be done.

What's your story?

I was sent here by God to guide you children towards his light.

I don't have much faith in any of you, but it's God's will, and so I must.

I once got bored and randomly read this thread.

What's yours?

Once I was really hungry and I ate everybody in this one hospital.

Once I was really hungry and I ate everybody in this one hospital.
SOUNDS TARDIS.
hi megabear

Is OP my alt or something?
I had to do the same thing.

I was sent here by God to guide you children towards his light.

I don't have much faith in any of you, but it's God's will, and so I must.
If you don't have any faith in us, what would you do, all mighty messenger?

If you don't have any faith in us, what would you do, all mighty messenger?

i suggest reading a bible or smt

i don't even care anymore

Lol i had to the the same problem today.
Just put your ass in the water flow of the sink. BAM All Clean!
Than you have to wipe it dry with a towel

Lol i had to the the same problem today.
Just put your ass in the water flow of the sink. BAM All Clean!
Than you have to wipe it dry with a towel
does your bathroom not have a shower

does your bathroom not have a shower
Yes my bathroom does not have a shower. I would have to use my sis's bathroom to use the shower

One time I wiped my ass with a sock and threw it behind the toilet. It came out from there three weeks later all crusty and moldy and had like 5 roosterroaches stuck to it.

One time I wiped my ass with a sock and threw it behind the toilet. It came out from there three weeks later all crusty and moldy and had like 5 roosterroaches stuck to it.

Oh, sick.

One time, very long ago, my mom locked me alone in her room as punishment for something stupid I did. I desperately had to go, but the door was locked and I was sad and confused. You can still see the piss-stain on the carpet under the sink.

Who flushes before wiping anyway?