Have you ever been caught in a situation where there was only one possible decision, which was probably the worst? You didn't want to have to do it, but you had to?
One time I was sitting on the toilet. After flushing down my crap, I realized there was no more toilet paper. I checked underneath the sink's cabinet where we keep our extra toilet paper, but there was none left. All that was left was the brown roll that holds the actual toilet paper. You can figure out for yourself what had to be done.
What's your story?