I had a dream I was fat

[Planr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI

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[Mega-Bear]

Same, but it was real life

You would have been in my dream but I already eliminated you in TF2 rofl.

[dorkdotdan]

One time after I bought a record, i smelled it. (I love that smell that old records have) and in the middle of the night something like this happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pFf2pRhqo8

[Pepsidude]

I used to have dreams about the school counselor. She'd always come up to me at lunch and nag me to eat my sandwich. I had a dream in 5th grade where she had a gun to my head, nagging me to eat my sandwich.

I really don't remember my dreams anymore, and when I do they're trippy as hell.

[John Freeman]

I almost got murdered by my dad and molested by a man

In the same dream. It sucked

[Slicksilver]

I almost got murdered by my dad and molested by a man

In the same dream. It sucked

You have some psychological issues you need to work out, dude.

I'm not one to go freudian but damn, you got some issues.

[Mr Man]

I once had a dream where I was riding in a bus with a teacher and a bunch of kids who were I guess in one of my classes in the dream. Me and a few of them had to jump out to pick up stuff that fell off of the bus. The bus then sped up and the 4 of us that had got out had to chase it downhill through a suburb until we stopped because we heard that the bus drove off a cliff and everyone survived. We then found a new "bus" which looked kind of like a mix of a golf cart and a dolley/handtruck. Nobody liked it so we found another "bus" which was basically a longer, tan version of the free candy van, complete with the words "free candy" on the side. Then I woke up.

[Blastdown]

Every so often I get a dream where my teeth all fall out in my mouth. They are broken, so I can feel the sharp-edges of where they broke, and I'm constantly trying to spit them all out but it never ends. :c

[Nikki]

I haven't had any remarkable dreams lately. Though I did have a period when I was feeling very down last year, most of my dreams involved me naked in public places I've never been before around people I knew. Apparently, it means insecurity to be naked in your dreams. Honestly, I don't really believe it (I consider dreams just to be your mind organizing information) but they did stop occurring once my mood picked up.

[Shortcut]

One time I was dreaming and it took me 2 periods of school to realize I forgot to put on my clothes.

[John Freeman]

You have some psychological issues you need to work out, dude.

I'm not one to go freudian but damn, you got some issues.

Don't remind me

[Becquerel]

I had a dream where I was in one of Jigsaw's traps and I had 3 richards.

I like twisted stuff but this is ridiculous.

[ultimamax]

I had a dream where I was skinny. 

[Night Fox]

I had a dream where I was skinny.

you must have problems dealing with extreme and sudden changes

[charlieboy]

am i the only one who has ever had a dream about going to school in only underwear

Your not the only one