1000 ways to die is damn scary.

[fred da kiko]

you guys know that the stuff isn't real, it's "real." as in it was rumored to be true. i mean really, some of the stuff is just ridiculous.

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[heedicalking]

more like perverted ways to die. pervs :/

[Socrates]

I like how most of the time it's someone doing something bad that gets killed.

One episode a elderly man gets in a car on top of a hill, dies, and the car rolls down the hill running over a man who robbed  a bank and was running across the street....

[Neon]

> Guy spying on girls playing tennis
> Hammer to the face

>Lesbians about to have love
>Electrocution

>Woman gets boob job
> Boobs explode

Danger lurks around every corner, I tell ya. Earth is a death trap of irony and sadistic gods.

[Headcrab Zombie]

most of it is real.

lol

[LizzyRascal]

Wasn't there one about this getting lost and he eats some mushrooms which make him really high and he finds a pack of furries having love around a bonfire?

[Rainbow]

>most of its real

lol

[Communist]

Wasn't there one about this getting lost and he eats some mushrooms which make him really high and he finds a pack of furries having love around a bonfire?

yeah

[fred da kiko]

Wasn't there one about this getting lost and he eats some mushrooms which make him really high and he finds a pack of furries having love around a bonfire?

he then gets kicked out of the furry forget and tries to have love with a bear.

[Trifax]

OH MY GOD LOL WATCH THIS ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKx43R1VVzg&feature=related

I didn't expect that, haha.

[Socky]

watch this

hote

[Rainbow]

theres one about a furry yiff orgy

[TheScout]

It's scary in the "ohmygodeverythingwillkillmefi naldestinationforgetforgetfor get" way. As in, you see an episode centered around a roller coaster crash, and even if youare convincedit will never happen, there is always that stupid loving "what if" voice in your head. In my case, that tiny little voice has a goddamn megaphone.
And that is why I hate roller coasters, planes, and ferris wheels.

[Neon]

It's scary in the "ohmygodeverythingwillkillmefi naldestinationforgetforgetfor get" way. As in, you see an episode centered around a roller coaster crash, and even if youare convincedit will never happen, there is always that stupid loving "what if" voice in your head. In my case, that tiny little voice has a goddamn megaphone.
And that is why I hate roller coasters, planes, and ferris wheels.

"Mom I can't get on the plane."
"Why not?"
"Because exploding tits."

[TheScout]

"Mom I can't get on the plane."
"Why not?"
"Because exploding tits."

I don't like planes because my mind says:
HEY DUDE THE ENGINES WILL EXPLODE AND YOU WILL DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATHIN THE FLAMES OF THE WRECKED PLANE AFTER WATCHING YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS EXPLODE