Author Topic: Let's write a Valentine Day Card!  (Read 1677 times)

There's this cute guy I see sometimes in the hallway. I haven't interacted with him much in any way except paying for his bus fare once  :cookieMonster:.

I have no idea what he's like, but he looks really cute (So he's probably a major starfish pretty boy). I was hoping to compose a Valentines candy gram so I can get over these feelings for him, but I don't know what to write. I know this sounds extremely stupid, but I already bought the damn thing and it was like a dollar.

Here's where you guys come in. I want you guys to help me write it. It's one of those "Let's write a letter to..." sort of thing. Every word in this thread will be put into the letter. I'll stop writing it after 12 AM CST. I'm not sure if this should go to Community Projects, but it'll probably get more coverage here. I'll take a picture of the card when it's done, so you all know I actually did write this and will send it.

Please no inappropriate stuff, I will omit the words to a more school appropriate term. There's no limit to what you post, but please try not to put too much in one post, I'm sure you all have kind things you want to say.

Also, last person to post before midnight gets to choose my alias for the letter.

I hope this thread will be fun for you as it will be for me. :D


Let's start

Dear


I WANT YOU ALL OVER ME THIS VALENTINES DAY

You seem like a pretty cool guy, I was just wanting to wish you a happy Valentines Day!


>hot guy
>"IM IN LOVE WITH HIM!"

no

please insert your large veiny throbbing rock hard rooster into my clitoris.


school-appropriate?:
please insert your jumbo size dull pencil into my pencil sharpener and push until it's nice and pointy.

please kill IUV and i will have love with you k bye



You're all so romantic.
We're all just a bucket of love and friendship and happy!

(not part of letter) Remember to take a nude photo of yourself and attach it to the letter

>hot guy
>"IM IN LOVE WITH HIM!"

no

I'm not in love with him. I don't know him at all. I just find his facial features attractive.

Back on topic guys, :I

We're all just a bucket of love and friendship and happy!
MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP.

forget ME UNTIL I BLEED

I WANT YOU TO TIE ME UP AND CUT OFF MY TOES AS I climax OFF MY PAIN

THEN TAKE HOT COALS AND BURN MY NIPPLES

AFTER THAT CUT OUT MY OVARIES