"HEY CAN I PUT ON YOUR GLASSES?"
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU SEE WITH THESE"
"AHH ITS SO STRONG"
"OWCH"
"AHH DON'T PUMMEL ME WITH THAT SLAB OF STONE, PLEASE"
I remember one time at a party some bitch took my glasses and paraded around showing people, I couldn't loving see anything.