Author Topic: Cell - Chell sells sea shells by the seashore.  (Read 4393 times)

love that bitch like she's never been loveed before!
Well, she probably hasn't been loveed before, but whatever.
You decide that you'll probably remember this for later to boost your spirits, seeing as even if you fail horribly at loveing her it will still be the best love she has ever experienced. And you can be proud of that, right?
Generate genes to produce flagelli and an eating hole.  (primitive paramecium). Duplicate genes and inject into female Chell.
You write genes for a flagella and mouth. You had to get rid of your "arm" in order to have enough body mass for the flagella. You don't think this matters though. You also make copies for the female Chell. She seems to accept these genes and change rather quickly. You assume this has something to deal with the genes you copied for her earlier.

Whoever made you isn't a great artist, but they seem to function well despite their appearance.
You also don't know what the fourth wall is.

You try to communicate with her again, to ask about loveing her.
She does not respond in the way you communicate, although she does respond physically, by wagging her tail. I mean flagella.
You love her. Since you're not sure what loveing actually is and whether the genes you made for it work right, you don't know if you did it right. But she wagged her flagella more, so you assume she liked it. That or she was trying to get away.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2012, 10:32:31 PM by Night Fox »

Grow a real weiner

No don't do that.

Eat something.

inb4eatherout


Eat tinier life forms and grow the tail longer, so it can move you faster through the water.  Create more generations of the Chell.

In the second generation, create electronic impulse organs so the cells can communicate up to 2 feet away (which is huge range if you're a cell)
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 12:46:44 AM by SWAT One »

put your tail thing infront of you and pretend its your penris

put your tail thing infront of you and pretend its your penris
Or

Do something productive so you actually get one someday.


Extend the flagella and make it work like an arm too.


Turn your love buddy into salami and eat her.

Merge all of the genes and transform both of you into Immune system cells, Then eat through the whole food chain.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 09:12:36 PM by blocklandiansprofile »

Grow a portal gun and turn your (female) friend white with an orange circle in the center



Eat tinier life forms and grow the tail longer, so it can move you faster through the water.
Extend the flagella and make it work like an arm too.
Chell is now being productive. You look around for a bit, and you eventually find a little green and brown thing. You eat it.

Quite an accomplishment, wouldn't you agree?
You also notice some bodily changes as a result.

Nice, prettier corners, perhaps they'll help you move more quickly in whatever liquid you're in?
Plus a longer flagella, score!

You've decided to leave the female Chell to her own devices while you eat, because she's not doing much past swimming in circles.
This also is what made you decide to not make any more copies of yourself until you learn more about genes from something or someone.