Assert loudly that the descending staircase is a member of the mafia and arrest it as a civilian, after smashing its jaw.
go downstairs
you wander castle
aquire bacon
stupid broke images! AAAAAAAAH!OT: try to make bacon
after you find and captchalogue bacon
PICK UP THAT BACON RIGHT NOW MISTER.
abandon the bacon and continue exploring
Check under bed mattresses for secret supplies of cigarettes.