BLOCKOQUEST 2012 - THE FORUM ADVENTURE

[carolcat]

go downstairs

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

stupid broke images! AAAAAAAAH!

OT: try to make bacon

[.:FancyPants:.]

Adventure to the roof and sing to the skies for a while to relax yourself.
Also, wonder how you have vocal cords if you're made of plastic.

[[]----[]]

Assert loudly that the descending staircase is a member of the mafia and arrest it as a civilian, after smashing its jaw.

[Pear]

Assert loudly that the descending staircase is a member of the mafia and arrest it as a civilian, after smashing its jaw.

/mmignoreme

[TheScout]

Climb to the top of the highest tower, then scream random stuff at everything you can see from up there
oh yeah and bump lol

[The Titanium]

go downstairs

you wander castle

Assert loudly that the descending staircase is a member of the mafia and arrest it as a civilian, after smashing its jaw.

You decide to head down. You notice that stupid barrier again. That of that booth. That dumb one. You want to get that stupid thing out of your sight. Better go downstairs. That stupid booth won't be there.





You keep going downstairs and you find yourself in what appears to be a cellar. It doesn't seem particularly occupied. You wonder who and what was and what may be stored here.

...

Is that bacon?

aquire bacon

stupid broke images! AAAAAAAAH!

OT: try to make bacon

after you find and captchalogue bacon

What is that? Is that really bacon? Up close it really doesn't look like it. At least you think it looks like it. If bacon were something you were familiar with as a tiny plastic person, you're sure it wouldn't be this. This looks like red slag with holes in it. Or a rusty piece of metal with grills. Or someone's lung. Whatever it is it it's horrible and it isn't bacon.

You decide not to acquire the bacon, nor do you "captchalogue" it or perform any other ridiculous silly nonsense word upon such object. You can't believe you even considered such frivolous derision.

What do you do?

[[]----[]]

PICK UP THAT BACON RIGHT NOW MISTER.

[The Titanium]

PICK UP THAT BACON RIGHT NOW MISTER.

NOOOO

[carolcat]

abandon the bacon and continue exploring

[The Titanium]

abandon the bacon and continue exploring

You continue exploring, but you're not too sure to where! There are multiple possibilities at this point.



That still wasn't bacon. That will never be bacon.

[.:FancyPants:.]

Check under bed mattresses for secret supplies of cigarettes.

[?]

Check under bed mattresses for secret supplies of cigarettes.

Do this, you suddenly remember that you're a smoker who doesn't depend on cigs, but enjoys a smoke every now and again to help plow through a deskfull of paperwork so you can get to solving crimes.

[Megaguy2]

Get ye flask
The one? on the table? In the cell? By the mystery meat?
(Inadvertantly reminding you this exists, tita.)

[Electrk]

Lament about the pseudo-bacon and have an extremely dramatic reminiscence.