Throw all your alcohol at them
While some people broke their bottles to throw at the people to kill them, a special soldier named HALUGHTUYI decided to do something different.
He throw his filled bottle of vodka at the pilot, the bottle shattering and the drink getting everywhere. The pilot couldn't control himself and left the controls to slurp up the vodka that fell on the floor of the helicopter. After he noticed some dropped out, he jumped out of the helicopter without a parachute to chase after the vodka. While he might have died, the pilot was overweight and killed one of your soldiers by falling on them.
OH stuff THE HELICOPTER WAS CARRYING NUCLEAR BOMBS AND NOW THE ENTIRE PARK IS DESTROYED AND ALL SOLDIERS IN THE AREA DIE.
