world war 69 - china sucks so you're iceland

[Mikoyan]

Pay yourself for doing a good job

[Ad Bot]

[Kill All]

Send a diplomat to Mexico and pay them to attack the southern border of the US, then launch a naval attack from Russia targeting the west coast.

[Mega-Bear]

darn...

send the rest of the nukes at the west siyeed of amurica

[comr4de]

throw more soldiers at them

[Shell]

throw more soldiers at them

You send a bunch of soldier guys over to battle in [you decide place in america here]

*transformantionisyhy sounds*

you are now america.

russia has forgeted you up with nuclear weapons and people running in circles and killing themselves because they think they're going to die anyway.

america decided that ron paul should be the new president because obama died and vice president is dumb

america is collapsing and the population has decreased a stuff ton. most of it is not because of the mass nuking, but because of people losing fate in the united states and moving to iceland.

you notice russian soldiers invading and you send air vehicles. last time, they forgot their AA missiles, and you're hoping they do again.

darn...

send the rest of the nukes at the west siyeed of amurica

btw russia has no more nukes, america stole nukes from russia and thats how they got the 60 nukes that they launched at canada

[Block Box]

You send a bunch of soldier guys over to battle in [you decide place in america here]
btw russia has no more nukes, america stole nukes from russia and thats how they got the 60 nukes that they launched at canada

rip maple syrup

do some stuff with your tanks

[Mega-Bear]

send in the MEAG BEAR

[masterockets]

NUKE EVERYTHING
then become survivor of apocolypse

[Legodude77]

AS RUSSIA:Send in the giant walking mechs that russia have been building for the last 10 years.

[Shell]

NUKE EVERYTHING
then become survivor of apocolypse

you have no nukes left

if you're talking about russia, america stole all of your nukes then used them all

send in the MEAG BEAR

rip maple syrup

do some stuff with your tanks

you send in tanks. the commander of the tanks is called MEAG BEAR.

you notice that you're outnumbered and russia has approximately 76 more tanks than you do.

you're forgeted bro

(UNLESS YOU USE THE MEAG BEAR'S SPECIAL ABILITY)

[Legodude77]

AS RUSSIA:Send in the giant walking mechs that russia have been building for the last 10 years.

[Conan]

shell their coasts 

[Gojira]

deploy jibudiuh kirmin
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[Thar]

USE MEAG BEARA SPECIAL ABILITY

[Shell]

USE MEAG BEARA SPECIAL ABILITY

the MEAG BEARA uses RAPESTORM

A storm appears over the enemy tanks.

But it's no regular storm.

OH GOD ARE THOSE DISEASED COMBUSTIBLE snakeES FLYING OUT OF THE SKY

[tnras]

You are now RUSSIA.

you notice a hot pink tank has summoned a storm of combustible snakees that fall on and destroy your tanks.

stuff just got real. what do you do?