world war 69 - china sucks so you're iceland

[Tomcat]

I guess draft a quarter of the general population and request aid from Iran?

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

You request aid from iran

they go "forget that you're being attacked by way too many guys, if we fight them, then they'll attack us also. we have no part in this buffoonery."

[Tomcat]

Distract the invading forces with whores while you train more soldiers.

[Rugged]

oh god this entire thread is lol

[Legodude77]

ally with russia

I MEAN ANTARCTICA

[Comatose]

go to the store, buy many wontons, create wonton army

[Nasoa]

challenge the kazakastanian leader to a one on one rap battle

[Shell]

challenge the kazakastanian leader to a one on one rap battle

You do and lose.

ally with russia

I MEAN ANTARCTICA

The penguins do not accept your offer.

go to the store, buy many wontons, create wonton army

yeah how about no.

[Tomcat]

Do something that will not end in failure.

[Shell]

You ask for a peace treaty.

It fails.

[Shell]

a korean soldier steals one of your soldier's clothes and enters your house. you, thinking that it's a real soldier, let him stay. he then takes a kitchen knife, pretends to cut bread. then when you're not looking he throws the knife in the back of your head.


korea + kazahkstan + mongolia is


DOMINATE


[trandofmrrshy}

you are now ICELAND.

most residents of the united states moved here due to losing faith in america. iceland has been filled up and you passed a law that you can only have 1 child.

you're just kinda being iceland.

what do.

[Tomcat]

Genocide.

[masterockets]

Iceland: gain wealth by bringing 2 places to war with eachother and supply both

[Comatose]

Provoke Korea and have them nuke the stuff out of you.

[Legodude77]

Allow up to 5 kids, but 4 of them must be donated to science.