world war 69 - china sucks so you're iceland

[Nasoa]

develop technology to crack open the mid-atlantic rift and lol as random ships fall into the lower mantle.

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

That sure is a lot of stuff you don't want to do!

Look, you just want to lower the amount of people in iceland. You'll leave all the important stuff to your supervisors who get paid to do that kind of boring stuff.

[Legodude77]

Have a big party for no reason.

[Shell]

Your suggestion is wrong.

[Comatose]

Induce genocide and have your military begin killing all low-income individuals to reduce population.

[Becquerel]

Induce genocide and have your military begin killing all low-income individuals to reduce population.

[Shell]

there are now only 20 civilians in iceland. good job dumbasses, everybody ran away in fear that you'd kill them. you went from overpopulated to underpopulated.

[*FacePalm*]

nuke self and change country
to uh
ALIENS

[Legodude77]

Aliens: start alien invasion. Take all the hot human women.

[Shell]

fine forget you guys ill make my own suggestions because yours all suck.

you add a new law that if you don't have 5 children within 30 years you will be brutally murdered. the population starts to increase.

[Comatose]

Use genetic strands to clone people so you can populate the country again.

[Shell]

Use genetic strands to clone people so you can populate the country again.

you do this.

iceland is now overpopulated again. you are enraged and commit Self Delete.

[transformationwoaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh]

you are now RUSSIA.

you are losing the war vs. the U.S.. invading US soldiers have destroyed the nukes you were creating and stole blueprints, and created their own. nukes flew at russia and now stuff's going wrong.

what do.

[Tomcat]

commit Self Delete.
USA
USA

[Jacob 123456789]

explode the world and die

[Becquerel]

explode the aliens so that the aliens will get pissed off and come to earth to forget it up. And then commit Self Delete and die