Annoying Friends

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

So, the story starts back in the 5th grade, last year.
There was this girl I liked (and still do) and I handicappedly gave her 1 love note. Now, she could tell it was my writing. Now I guess she hates me.
Now, my friends found out about it and called me a stalker. How am I a stalker for sending one love note? And, they told me they'll help me ask her out. 3 problems...
1) They have no girls, nor have they ever had.
2) I dont need their help asking a girl out.
3) They have no lives...

So, I go and try to ask the girl out after school with my friend Kurt nearby. I was fine with that. Then my friend Yusuf (idk how to spell it) and Johnnie come along. They are annoying as hell. I missed my chance there. Second time, they follow me. Third Time, shes not there. Fourth time, Absent. Fifth time, Absent.

So, I got 3 annoying friends, Kurt, Yusuf, and Johnnie.
They dared me to try
to ask her out, knowing I wont drop a dare
What do I do?

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[Eluxsam]

Tell them to forget off and get new friends.

[Cybertails1998]

Joseph*?

slap one of them across the face and tell them you don't need any help from them.

[Jetlok]

make fun of yusuf's name

[dorkdotdan]

Obtain a new friend.

make fun of yusuf's name

God damn there is this little bastard named Yusuf that I know who annoys the living stuff out of me.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Yusuf
loving Indian name forget yeah!

[Planr]

Reminds me of how from 4th to 8th grade i had a massive crush on this girl. I acted like a moron and got rejected, but it was all my fault. You've already gone past the line as well. I know it's hard to accept, but it's time to move on.

However, it is better that you find new friends. Yumfee or whatever and john and leonard all sound like douchebags. ditch them and get some new friends if possible.

[Boston Terrier]

Eat them, I did that to my friend Aru. He tasted like cookies and cream.

[Jairo]

you don't know how to spell your friend's name?

on topic: ditch the douchebags and get some pusillanimous individual

[Kevin]

Tell them to forget off and get new friends.

Mostly agree,

I would not be as blatantly rude.

I would however tell them to get off my nuts about this fine lady.

And I would simply talk to her considering you already have given her a note.

So sack up get over there and spill your guts.

[xxxxkill]

Ditch them, man up, talk to the girl, and admit you love her.
Either that, or that you want to get to second with her, your choice.

[Tokthree]

You're twelve.
You don't need a woman

[Eluxsam]

You're twelve.
You don't need a woman

This.

[Night Fox]

Yusuf

[Tomcat]

or just skip the middleman and stick in in her pooper.