Golden Coral [Buffet from Heaven]

[Volko]

So I went to Golden Coral in my nearest location, and purchased an all-you-can-eat meal for myself and my brother.

We pigged out on all kinds of foods, but it was time for desert, so we booked it to the chocolate fountain and dipped as much crap as we could into it.

After the cottoncandy, ice cream, chocolate, and everything else, we went home.  After that I stood up, chancing a fart, only to realize that I had just stuff my pants.  In the bathroom I saw the sludge rolling down and everything.

I then proceeded to throw up nonstop for 12 consecutive minutes.

It's over, I'm clean, but my head hurts and I am out of energy.

[Ad Bot]

[rockslide26]

Uhh, that's rather disgusting, but okay...

[masterockets]

Will you go there again?

[SpreadsPlague]

the dubstep I'm listening to isn't as dirty as this


... ew

[xxxxkill]

Bahaha.
Serves you for being a gigantic pig.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to look up the nearest Golden Corral.

the dubstep I'm listening to isn't as dirty as this


... ew

the dubstep I'm listening to isn't as dirty as this

the dubstep I'm listening to

dubstep

... ew

Nah Jk.

[._maxwell23461_.]

I like puking sometimes
It clears you out and makes you feel fresh and relaxed.
Not loveually.

[Coulmbai]

Is it bad if i laughed?

[Night Fox]

ha, I have only the golden and coral dragon claws right now in Skyrim, coincidence?

also, it's spelled Corral
two Rs

[Pepsidude]

what the stuff

[._maxwell23461_.]

what the stuff

badum tss

[Pepsidude]

Oh god I didn't even realize that.

Okay wait, if stuff was coming out of two holes what one was over the toilet and what one was over the floor?

[xxxxkill]

These are not the coral you are looking for.



These are.

[Night Fox]

After that I stood up, chancing a fart, only to realize that I had just stuff my pants.  In the bathroom I saw the sludge rolling down and everything.

I don't know what to say

[._maxwell23461_.]

I don't know what to say

no one does cus ur HOMO!!!
so yeah.

[Night Fox]

no one does cus ur HOMO!!!

well you didn't seem to mind that one night at the hotel