Author Topic: In real war... (Read 4970 times)

Planr · February 23, 2012, 08:25:20 PM

In real war, you cannot use admin to teleport around the battlefield
In real war, you cannot spawncamp
In real war, you cannot bunny hop in the air to avoid bullets, let alone see them for that matter (unless you're one of those cool people)
In real war, you cannot simply slap a riot shield out and deflect bullets backwards everywhere

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morningstar · February 23, 2012, 08:44:58 PM

In real war, thousands of civilians die needlessly and their carcasses are tossed aside like garbage.
In real war, there is starvation, insubordination, and real death.
In real war, you can watch your buddies' heads pop open, and their blood can stain and scar you.
In real war, you don't respawn, you have one shot, and you can't waste it.
In real war, hundreds of thousands of young men ruin or end their lives in a foolish attempt to fulfill their duty to their secretly totalitarian government.

In real war, life sucks.

Shortcut · February 23, 2012, 08:46:47 PM

War. War never changes.

MillCzarr · February 23, 2012, 08:48:28 PM

In real war, building a sentry is difficult.
In real war, you don't get boxes dropping from the sky, with helicopters in them!
In soviet russian war, soldiers don't shoot guns, guns shoot soldiers!

plad101 · February 23, 2012, 08:48:48 PM

In real war... you get drunk and die.

Counter98 · February 23, 2012, 08:50:38 PM

Quote from: Typical Call Of Duty players

IN REEL WAR I BE IN IT SHOTIN RUSINS

Kumquat · February 23, 2012, 08:50:54 PM

In real war snipers dont aim for heads (unless they are a show off ass)

MillCzarr · February 23, 2012, 08:51:23 PM

Quote from: plad101 on February 23, 2012, 08:48:48 PM

In real war... you get drunk and die.

Hhhehh? You dun't have en excuuse!

24 is cool · February 23, 2012, 08:54:02 PM

In real war you don't get personal shields that recharge

Aeschylus · February 23, 2012, 08:55:06 PM

in a real war a 5 kill streak lets you pull out a laptop nobody else can see and you shoot missiles from the space boom boom psssssh!

Jaxx · February 23, 2012, 08:56:12 PM

In real war, a called in airstrike takes 5 minutes, not 5 seconds.

Vegetarian Zombie · February 23, 2012, 08:56:36 PM

In real war, nobody respawns.

Mega-Bear · February 23, 2012, 08:56:42 PM

In real war, guns are usually stronger than knives.

Kumquat · February 23, 2012, 08:58:02 PM

In real war helicopters dont get ten feet away and ass rape the terrerist. Well, not anymore at least.

SWAT One · February 23, 2012, 08:58:39 PM

In real war, you don't get to call in helicopters unless you are highly ranked and know about it at the beginning of the mission.

In real war, you don't get a radar and a spy plane.

In real war, you have an 80-pound pack on your back and an at least 10-pound gun.

In real war, headshots kill people in one shot.

In real war, bodyshots will likely kill you in one shot.

In real war, second chance ability is a joke.

In real war, you hide behind cover, not run out and get killed, not respawn. You fear for your life and the lives of your friends around you.

In real war, you can't not make any footstep noise.

In real war, reloading is more technical than Tapping X.

In real war, there are no noobs and no experts, just you and your enemy.

In real war, there are objectives.

In real war, "dolphin diving" will likely break your rib cage or kill you.

In real war, there are only about 4 rocket launchers per 300 men.

In real war, you can't flush out a sniper squad with grenades.